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Joke of the Day

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."

"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."

"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."

"January 1, 1990 Go change it."

"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"

"Axl Rose: Where do we go? Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now? Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now? Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!"

"My wife wanted me to lose weight, so I dropped 120 pounds But she got right back up again. She can take a hell of a punch, my wife."

"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"

"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."