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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"

"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"

"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"

"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"

"Dad joke: What time do monkeys poop? Tree turdy."

"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"

"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."