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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"

"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."

"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."

"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."

"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."

"Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house? He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view."

"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."

"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"