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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."
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"Think about it! You're already thinking about it, you might as well do it."
"When my cousin came out as gay, his parents wanted him to see a psychiatrist. Which is too bad. Cuz he was already seeing a handsome lawyer."
"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."
"What do you call a comatose Pope? esteemed vegetable."
"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."
"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""
"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""