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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"

"I don't know what Do-It-Yourself project Bono has been working on for the past 7 yrs but he must be tired of wearing those safety goggles."

"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"

"Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"

"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."

"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"

"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."