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Joke of the Day
"""A Vegan...like Mr. Spock?"" ""No mom...that's a Vulcan."""
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"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
"Admit it, you smiled. What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."
"Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches."
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. God knows what they did up there because they came down with a daughter."
"Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July"
"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."
"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."
"My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled,"" the guy last night made her scream louder."" Then it got quiet.."
"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."