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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."
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"Husband: ""Waiter, my wife spilled her water"". Waiter: ""No problem, I'll get you another one"". Husband: ""Make sure the next one likes sports""."
"What did the terrorist's ghost say? BOOM!"
"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""
"She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor."
"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."
"[buys plastic lightsabers for the kids] 5-year-old daughter: Mine is broken. Me: What's wrong with it? 5: It doesn't even cut off arms."
"Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine."