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Joke of the Day
"What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo? Conditioner Gordon."
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"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."
"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"
"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."
"TOP REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: 1) Ted Cruz 2) A gun 3) Your racist uncle 4) A gun in a cowboy hat 5) Jeb Bush 6) Literally a turd"
"You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly."
"Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well."
"14yo: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Me: Today? 14yo: What? Me: What?"
"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"
"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"