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Joke of the Day
"A person walks into a bar. Ouch."
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"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."
"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"
"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"
"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"
"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven."