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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? People didn't freak out for no reason when I started eating an apple in public."

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"

"What's the longest word in the English language? A native Texan saying, ""Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."""

"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"

"A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says 'your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.'"

"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."