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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."

"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."

"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."

"How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? She opens the car door."

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."

"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"

"On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse."

"Orange Soda I've always dreamt of having a cock as long as a 2 litre bottle of orange soda, and just as wide. It's just Fanta-sea really"

"What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into? Holocaust"