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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."

"I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet."

"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."

"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""

"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."

"Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths"

"Did you hear about that vampire that's never tasted blood? It's a little irony"

"If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12."

"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."

"When I was a kid I made friends with the wrong people. ""those aren't people, those are stray dogs"" my mom would say as she dressed my wounds"