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Joke of the Day

"My jumper cables stopped working the other day So I called triple A to bounce up my trampoline"

"Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along? Because they were being ""brewed"""

"6am: Too tired 8am: This isn't so bad 1pm: OMG so tired 5pm: zombie 8pm: Dead 10pm: LETS SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL & OVERTHINK FOR HOURS"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "

"What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite? The where petrified."

"What do you call a below average sized dog? A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit."

"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."

"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"

"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"

"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."