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Joke of the Day
"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"
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"Mafia boss: ""I want him swimming with the fishes!"" *later at the coral reef* Me: ""This is amazing!"" Mafia boss: ""Anything for you."""
"I had a dodgy dwarf do a bit of casual building work for me. He asked to be paid under the table."
"-1 23 It was delicious."
"Awesome Comeback Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? Depends how hard you throw them."
"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."
"What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy? The horse knows when I'm grooming him."
"Old, but gold A woman goes to the market. She says to the greengrocer: ""I would like to purchase a cucumber"" The vendor answers: ""Buy two, so you can eat one"""
"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"