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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"

"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."

"Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes."

"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."

"*Kanye West's dating show* 10 women stand in front of me and I only have 9 roses. BUT WAIT... They're all for me *Kanye wins dating show*"

"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"

"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."

"Closed letter to the mods of r/Jokes... O"

"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."