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Joke of the Day
"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"
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"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"
"If we truly become what we mock... ...I think I'm going to start mocking some smarter, more successful people, for a change."
"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye; unless you're Stevie Wonder, then it's just ironic."
"""Did you just fall?"" ""No. I attacked the floor."" ""Backwards?"" ""I'm freaking talented!"""
"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."