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Joke of the Day

"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"

"What did the joke say to the anti-joke ""I'm a joke,"" and the proceeded to cry into his beer."

"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"

"I'll never sleep with a golfer again. The last one kept trying to use a wedge to get the ball in the hole."

"A hole was found in the wall surrounding a nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times"

"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""

"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"

"Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called ""Teacher"" who kept spoiling all our fun!"