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Joke of the Day

"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."

"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"

"Netflix has a doc called ""Fascism in Colour""; wouldn't this be more of a ""black-and-white"" issue?"

"Wanna hear a secret? I KILLED MUFASA!"

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."

"Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio."

"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."

"Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down."

"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a convicted serial sex offender? Convicted"