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Joke of the Day

"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"

"You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding."

"How does a woman differ from a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."

"Ducks are the best animals to tell jokes. They always quack me up"

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"

"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"

"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."

"A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Take This Cigarette And Tell Me In Detail."

"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."

"If you buy orange juice with ""Some Pulp,"" it's time to pick a side."