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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"

"Q: What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting? A: Tally hohoho!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."

"Have you ever been to an Istanbul nightclub? I hear they're poppin' and a good place to get wasted!"

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth."

"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."

"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."

"I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero."