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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""
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"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "
"Now that we're moving in together I feel it's time to fill him in on the secret I've protected him from for 5 years: Girls poop too."
"Why did the Tinman not go to the ball? His heart wasn't in it."
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"Me: How much should I spend on an engagement ring? Jeweler: 3 months salary on the stone. Me: *Duct tapes pile of Fruity Pebbles together."
"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."
"I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer"