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Joke of the Day

"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."

"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel's latest stunt? He tried to jump a steam roller over 6 blacks"

"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."

"What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur? Jur-ass-sick"

"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("

"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"

"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."