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Joke of the Day
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
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"Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!"
"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""
"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."
"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"
"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"
"I'm so hungry I could eat a hor *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*"
"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"