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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
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"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."
"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."
"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car"
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"
"Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either."
"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."
"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"