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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dwarf and an STD? Ones a cunning runt the other is a running cunt."

"Marriage is like a hand of cards... You start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for clubs and a spade."

"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."

"The search for the mystery penis chopper goes on Detective jones has had a tip off, but will be back at work on Monday."

"I hate it when you're sitting on the bus... ...and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate."

"What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples? The MaxiPad"

"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"