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Joke of the Day

"The search for the mystery penis chopper goes on Detective jones has had a tip off, but will be back at work on Monday."

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be. I'll see myself out."

"My favorite form of lying to myself is choosing a deodorant scent that contains the words 'active' or 'sport' in it's name."

"Hey guys, look! Original content made it on to ifunny!"

"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."

"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"

"Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless"

"Martin Shkreli's life"

"Did you hear about the black comedian? He stole the show."