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"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."
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"What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack ."
"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."
"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."
"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"
"Have you ever had Somalian food? Neither have they."
"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? ""Boo-bees"""
"Wife: My mom is watching our kids for the night. Me: Oh, baby. Do you know what we can do? *falls asleep at 7 p.m.*"
"How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim."
"Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!"