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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male."
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"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"
"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""
"I hope it's not too weird the next time I get a haircut and the barber asks, ""So, how do you want it?"" and I reply, ""Like Ellen DeGeneres."""
"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""
"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."
"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."
"FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"
"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"