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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy? A Fixie."
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"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"
"Roses are red... Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue!!! (Found this in a youtube comment a while back ago. Unfourtunately I can't remember where.)"
"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."
"Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses? He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes."
"I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours. And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road."
"A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."