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Joke of the Day

"Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to... ""4:04 teacher not found"""

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"Only redditors would get this [deleted]"

"Wife: Maybe its time for ""the talk"" Me: Ok. Son, cops can't bust you for the drugs you've done, just the drugs you have. Her: Not that talk!"

"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."

"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."

"At least once a day I say ""nice to meet you"" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved."

"What is wrong with me?!? Asking for a friend.."

"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"

"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"