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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Maybe its time for ""the talk"" Me: Ok. Son, cops can't bust you for the drugs you've done, just the drugs you have. Her: Not that talk!"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."

"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"So a blind man walks into a bar... And a table And a chair."

"Not to brag but I can still fit in my culturally-defined gender roles from high school!"

"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"