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Joke of the Day
"What is wrong with me?!? Asking for a friend.."
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"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring."
"Everyone wanted to go to Arch Strength, or Arch Dexterity, even to Arch Luck. Can't for the life of me think why noone wanted to go to Arch Wits."
"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."
"Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver? He always leaves you hanging"
"[At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?"
"What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower? 'Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast."
"Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA."
"Psychologist: Go to your happy place. Me: *grabs car keys* Psychologist: Where are you going? Me: The liquor store."