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Joke of the Day

"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"

"In the time it took you to read this, Woody Allen made another film and it starred some big names and it was ok and now it's on DVD already"

"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."

"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"What do you call an Indian and an Asian's baby? A Curryean --- I know Indians are Asian, I felt that stating Korean earlier in the joke would make it worse...worser."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."

"Looking back on Britain's 2016. The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up."

"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"

"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"