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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Indian and an Asian's baby? A Curryean --- I know Indians are Asian, I felt that stating Korean earlier in the joke would make it worse...worser."

"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"

"When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."

"The new mouthwash I bought says ""24 HOUR PROTECTION ....use twice daily"""

"In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell ""HOt DOG"" then howl like a wolf & give away his position"

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!"

"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"

"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."