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Joke of the Day

"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"

"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."

"me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see"

"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"

"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."

"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""

"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"

"I was banging my neighbors wife, doggy style, when her husband came home... She said, ""OH MY GOD, use the BACKDOOR!!"" I should've left at that point, but you don't get an offer like that every day..."

"TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?"

"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"