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Joke of the Day
"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"
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"I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job."
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."
"Just got fired from my job at the chip shop for sticking my dick in the potato peeler And she got fired too!"
"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."
"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?"
"Say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they don't speed in school zones."
"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"
"Why did Princess Dianna cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."