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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!"

"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it."

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."

"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."

"Something my friend said during our darkest hour of finals cramming I'm wearing my Seahawks jersey to the exam tomorrow. That way I'll pass even though we all know I shouldn't."

"Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever."

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."