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Joke of the Day
"What did the abused wife say about her husband? Beats me."
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"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."
"Did you hear about the vampire at the circus? He went straight for the juggler"
"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"What do laws and virgins have in common? They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)"
"If I had a sex change, I would change mine to more"
"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."
"My hair's gone mad today if anyone needs a small furry animal smuggled anywhere."
"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."
"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"