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Joke of the Day
"What did the abused wife say about her husband? Beats me."
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"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
"Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller? To find out his phos-fate!"
"Cop: How much have you had to drink? Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel"
"Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant."
"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."
"Charles Dickens' book on wine making, Grape Expectations."
"Telling people my costume is Obama's birth certificate. If they say I have no costume, I fucking explain the facts to that racist fuckbag."
"Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted"
"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"