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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."
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"What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp? The football player *kicks* *punts.*"
"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."
"My fortune cookie just says Hahahaha. Is that good?"
"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""
"Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house ... ... she sits around the house."
"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."
"A philosopher goes to a hotel. Philosopher: Can I get a room please? Receptionist: Sure. Which one? 2B or not 2B?"