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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"

"What happened to the Asian man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!"

"Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!"

"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."

"Queer Irishman Sean: Did ya here the one about the queer Irishman? Brian: No. Sean: Seems he was spotted leaving the pub at 11 o'clock with a girl. Brian: So? Sean: Closing time's one."

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."

"What comes after a 69?"

"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."