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Joke of the Day
"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."
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"[blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) ""So what do u do?"" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]"
"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."
"What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar."
"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."
"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."
"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."
"Quentin Tarantino always looks like he walked through a car wash."
"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"
"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."