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Joke of the Day

"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."

"I wouldn't be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes."

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Neville Chamberlain? Neville Chamberlain takes a weekend in the country. Adolf Hitler takes a country in the weekend. (First told circa 1938)"

"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."

"Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running? Because the grass is tickling their nuts"

"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"

"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."

"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"

"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."