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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"
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"We all know you love your boyfriend, but we'd all appreciate it if you'd SHUT THE FUCK UP"
"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"
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"Why can't I eat just one cookie and be happy???"