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Joke of the Day

"The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom"

"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"

"- Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you."

"When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper. I was no match for him."

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"