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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is like sex... If three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want"
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"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."
"What goes great with Alphabet Soup? Times New Ramen"
"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."
"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."
"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."
"How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! ""whole... hole."" it's a play on words ;)"
"Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird"