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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"

"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"

"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"

"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."

"I can't believe that those two are still together after all that shit..."

"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"