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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
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"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"
"Why are you walking like that? ""Number one, I crashed my bike yesterday morning, and number two "" edit: grammar fix"
"Why do women get yeast infections? So they can know how it feels to live with an irritating cunt!"
"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"
"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"
"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Neither. The rooster did."
"Q: When do the leaves begin to turn? A: The night before a test."
"What's a feminist's favourite coffee? An oppresso."
"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"