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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday"

"A joke I made up in middle school Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie? *Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)"

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm"

"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."

"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."

"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on."

"The Internet is the world's greatest source of things you don't really need."