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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on."

"What idiot decided to call them koalas instead of awww-stralians?"

"I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted ""Whatever you do, don't look down"". So I started smiling."

"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."

"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."

"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark."

"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."

"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"