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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""

"What did the sign on the whore house door say? Beat it, we're closed."

"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."

"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""

"I was more nervous than a whore in church to tell you this But your about as useless as tits on a nun"

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"

"WIFE: [walks in on me trying on Victoria's Secret] OMG ME: It's not what you think! [shows receipt] They were on sale WIFE: Oh thank God"

"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."