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Joke of the Day
"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."
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"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]"
"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"
"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."
"Whoever invented ""copy and paste"" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener."
"Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights."
"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."
"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."