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Joke of the Day
"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"
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"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""
"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."
"Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow"
"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"
"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."
"Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib."
"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."
"want to feel old?? theres stil a infinite number of small wonders u've yet to experiemce in ur incredible life. so too bad. now u feel young"
"Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!"