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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."

"Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says ""Barack Obama 2016"" and buckle up for the ride of your life."

"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."

"I was going to tell a gay joke Butt fuck it! Not saying it's original but still funny"

"Worst flight I've ever been on. Waited for hours, plane never left the ground.. I'm never flying Airbnb again"

"Anyone you can do, I can do better.."

"If life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"

"Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once."

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."