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Joke of the Day

"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."

"I joined the DNA this week . . . The National Dyslexic Authority"

"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."

"This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud"

"Waking up to a ""fcuk you"" text message instead of a ""good morning"" one is surprisingly not that bad."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"

"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"

"I can't believe how parents leave their children in hot cars...... Some people aren't meant to have kids."